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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell shiny rocks that don't talk back, yet you still do.
Expert at explaining why gold is down today.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating assets without the awkward small talk.
bzzt.youAI▸ BULLIONBOT-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
authenticates gold bars in real-time
You explain buy-back spreads and verify precious metal purity for jittery investors. Soon, the machine does it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is actually lying about their budget and comfort levels.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated feeds replace your manual checking of daily market prices.
Month 4
Cameras and sensors scan bars and serials faster than your loupe.
Month 8
A chat interface handles all basic questions about spot prices.
Month 12
Automated lockers allow customers to collect assets without human help.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed into a secure server cabinet for us.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 percent
Spread confusion rate
100 percent
Client anxiety managed
3 cups
Coffee consumed hourly
Your severance
A single bullion bar with our logo stamped on it.
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