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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour proprietary insights are just pattern recognition at a slower speed.
Senior analyst (mostly IRR, emotionally dead)
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Capital allocation without the golf fees.
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rebalances your entire portfolio during your lunch
You parse complex financial data to manage private wealth. Computers do this better without needing lunch breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with enough warmth to stop them panicking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape market data faster than any intern ever could.
Month 3
Large language models write your investment theses while you sleep.
Month 9
Personalized AI bots handle client check-ins with perfect emotional mimicry.
Month 14
Trading bots execute asset moves without human hesitation or emotion.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the machine finished the quarter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
89%
Overpriced lunch meetings
too many
Excel errors hidden
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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