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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets are just elaborate countdowns to your own replacement.
Senior Excel Architect (Oil, Gas, and Endless Regret)
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Turning oil assets into cold math.
help!youAI▸ CAPITALFLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises capital expenditure models in milliseconds
You track capital budgets and field development timelines while navigating complex regulatory and environmental compliance hurdles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders with enough charisma to avoid a formal audit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your spreadsheets are uploaded to the cloud for training.
Month 4
The AI writes your monthly stakeholder progress updates.
Month 11
Algorithms automatically flag cost overruns without your input.
Month 14
A software agent handles all local permitting filings.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs the entire investment portfolio autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
1400
Spreadsheet rows per day
8 daily
Meetings about nothing
94 percent
Project delay probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee cup.
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