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Will AI replace Investment Promotion Officer jobs? · Latest report #54e7kruh
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling lab space to firms that prefer algorithms to your pitch.
Professional bridge-builder for labs that don't exist yet.
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Closing deals while you are sleeping.
oof.youAI▸ PROMOBOT-GLOBAL 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules investor meetings while you sleep
You pitch Bogota's biotech ecosystem to foreign firms. You manage trade delegations and update investor tracking spreadsheets daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a CEO is lying about their funding during a dinner meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI bots scrape and contact every potential investor automatically.
Month 4
Smart software tracks all lead progress better than your spreadsheet.
Month 8
Investors wear headsets and skip your guided tour entirely.
Month 13
Smart contracts handle the boring paperwork without human oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and the server takes your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 per day
Coffee consumed in meetings
12,400
Emails sent to silent VCs
312
Handshakes given per year
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very sad desk plant.
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