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Will AI replace Investment Quant jobs? · Latest report #y3fpu9ki
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April 15, 2028
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liquidates your portfolio before you blink
Builds complex math models to predict market movements and writes code to execute high-frequency trade strategies automatically.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to the regulators why the model crashed the market at 2pm.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scripts pull and clean market feeds without manual input.
Month 4
AI agents iterate through thousands of strategies faster than any human.
Month 8
Risk parameters are hardcoded and enforced by real-time monitoring software.
Month 12
The trading engine autonomously adjusts its own order flow settings.
Month 18 · D-Day
The quant terminal is decommissioned and replaced by a terminal server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
too high
Average prediction error
200 hours
Sleep lost per quarter
millions
Lines of redundant code
Your severance
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