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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsEnjoy calculating cap rates before they calculate your career right out.
Professional spreadsheet architect and late-night pivot table enthusiast.
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Financial due diligence at the speed of light.
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You evaluate property assets, build complex financial models in Excel, and draft investment memorandums. Your spreadsheets are the only thing keeping the firm's optimism alive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can interpret why a client lied about their rent roll with pure intuition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrapers automatically pull rent rolls and tax data into centralized databases without your manual entry.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your DCF templates with real-time, error-free financial projections and automated sensitivity outputs.
Month 10
Natural language models draft property memorandums that are consistently more polished than your midnight revisions.
Month 16
Brokers query the central model directly through voice prompts instead of waiting for your email responses.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access to the shared drive is revoked as the system achieves total financial autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
4
Excel crashes per week
12
Coffee consumption in liters
99%
Irrelevant sensitivity tables
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Excel for Dummies.
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