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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour manual spreadsheet reconciliation is just a long, expensive suicide note.
Master of VLOOKUPs and silent weeping in excel.
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You manually aggregate client performance data from fragmented firm databases and format them into static PDF reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their risk tolerance during a call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots begin pulling client data directly from source databases.
Month 4
Scripts identify and flag data discrepancies before you even wake.
Month 8
Dynamic web-dashboards replace all static document formatting processes.
Month 13
Large language models write the performance commentary you currently ghostwrite.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system goes live and stops sending you tasks forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,200 daily
Cells manually updated
3.2
Formatting errors per PDF
3 units
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a cloud-based PDF converter.
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