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Will AI replace Investment Research Analyst jobs? · Latest report #eazw8t63
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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour spreadsheets were always just expensive ways to predict the past.
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oof.youAI▸ MARKETPREDICTOR V8▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
extracts alpha from noise in real time
You synthesize financial data, read earnings reports, and build models to justify why your firm should buy stocks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines of a CEO's nervous stutter.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors and scrapers pull market data faster than any analyst.
Month 6
Valuation models now run autonomously without human spreadsheet interference.
Month 12
The AI writes investment memos based on verified data patterns.
Month 17
NLP models detect corporate deception better than a human ear.
Month 22 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire research workflow with a button.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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