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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour expensive lunches and golf games are just manual data entry.
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Closing deals before you finish your drink.
nom.you▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates personal charisma based on client data
You pitch financial products to wealthy clients and manage sales staff. You spend your life traveling for meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms predict which clients are ready to buy based on data.
Month 5
Generative software creates personalized presentations that actually close the deal.
Month 13
Clients prefer chatting with digital interfaces that have perfect market recall.
Year 2.1
Sales quotas are now managed by AI, removing the human manager.
Year 3 · D-Day
The entire sales office is replaced by a high-frequency trading algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Excessive
Average lunch tab
Variable
Pitch success rate
Consistent
Team burnout rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a firm handshake.
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