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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling imaginary assets to advisors who also sell them to people.
Professional lunch-buyer and mutual fund pitch-bot
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Superior allocation logic, zero lunches required.
blub.you▸ YIELDBOT ALPHA V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes portfolio allocation in nanoseconds
You pitch mutual funds and ETFs to financial advisors to secure firm allocations. You manage client relationships via calls, quarterly reviews, and persistent CRM data entry.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the market crashes and the advisor is panicking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI begins logging all calls and emails to track advisor engagement patterns without your input.
Month 6
Proprietary models generate custom fund performance pitches tailored to each advisor's unique historical buying style.
Month 12
Synthetic agents manage ongoing client communications and handle product questions via low-latency voice integration.
Month 18
Robotic negotiation protocols secure firm spots directly with institutional advisor platforms, bypassing human middle-men entirely.
Year 2 · D-Day
All sales responsibilities transition to the cloud, rendering your networking and lunch skills permanently obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4:1
Coffee-to-commission ratio
99%
Meaningless KPIs met
Daily
Advisors ghosting frequency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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