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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour lunch meetings are just expensive data entry in a suit.
Professional lunch-haver and slide-deck enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the steak dinner.
split.you▸ PITCHMASTER AI 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates human rapport during market crashes
You pitch financial products to advisors and manage relationships. You build trust to secure asset allocations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an advisor is lying about their asset allocation capacity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your software starts suggesting which advisors to call first.
Month 3
AI writes all your follow-ups with personalized performance data.
Month 9
Interactive web tools replace your physical slide presentations.
Month 16
The AI starts conducting discovery calls with perfect empathy.
Month 21 · D-Day
The machine closes the accounts while you watch the sunset.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
$125
Average lunch cost
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
18 percent
Percentage of lies told
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one final expense report.
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