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December 5, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthSelling financial products to people who already have too many.
Professional lunch-buyer and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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Automated relationship management for high-net-worth assets.
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executes trades faster than your lunch order
You pitch complex derivatives to institutional clients. You manage relationships through endless dinners and market analysis updates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their risk appetite during dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting pitch decks based on real-time market data.
Month 6
Clients receive personalized AI briefs instead of your emails.
Month 15
Video avatars replace the need for physical sales dinners.
Year 2
Direct connectivity bypasses your manual mandate oversight process.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Your access token is revoked while you are still drinking coffee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Zero
Client golf outings
Optimised
Spread markup
99%
Pitch success rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-financial sector.
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