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April 22, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour stewardship is just a fancy spreadsheet update waiting for automation.
Expert in ESG alignment and quarterly proxy vote submission.
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autovotes entire portfolios before the bell rings
You monitor ESG metrics and cast proxy votes for large institutional portfolios to align with governance mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific proxy vote was nuanced at dinner.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors automatically categorize ESG reports by topic.
Month 4
Bots pull voting recommendations from research providers instantly.
Month 9
System maps votes to firm policy without human input.
Month 13
AI handles all board engagement through automated email threads.
Month 18 · D-Day
The stewardship function completes its transition to autonomous logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4500
Proxies processed daily
Zero
Manual ESG reports
4%
Human error rate
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