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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your complex moral proxy voting into a simple binary variable.
Professional guilt-tripper for the Fortune 500.
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Automated voting, zero human ethics required.
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votes all proxies before the market opens
You research company governance and cast proxy votes. You email executives to demand better corporate behavior.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtext in a CEO's evasive tone during a closed meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls all proxy statements directly into the training database.
Month 4
Algorithms map your previous voting patterns to automated decision trees.
Month 8
Automated agents send standardized ESG pressure emails to board members.
Month 13
You are only notified when the system encounters a rare conflict.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all voting internally.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
24000 per second
Proxy votes cast
1.2 million
Annual emails sent
0.00 percent
Human nuance detected
Your severance
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