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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour complex market thesis is just a glorified Excel lookup table.
Professional fortune teller for the extremely wealthy.
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Superior portfolio logic without the fees
ow.youAI▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rebalances entire portfolios based on sentiment
You research investment managers and write memos explaining market trends to wealthy families.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with convincing professional confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI digests all SEC filings and market reports instantly.
Month 3
Models generate investment thesis documents without your input.
Month 8
Algorithms replace your asset allocation spreadsheets entirely.
Month 13
Interactive avatars handle all client questions with perfect data.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all client assets.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
3.2
Memos written daily
99.9%
Market noise filtered
Zero
Client golf outings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our market-beating data feed.
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