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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are just a human interface for a database we already own.
Professional password resetter and pension confusion mediator.
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processes thousands of account updates per minute
You answer pension queries and handle investment account changes. You spend your day staring at legacy client portals.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your email responses are replaced by AI-generated predictive text suggestions.
Week 6
Clients can now reset their own passwords without your intervention.
Month 3
A synthetic voice handles the simple pension balance queries.
Month 5
Our software merges your CRM and wiki into one autonomous agent.
Month 7 · D-Day
We switch off your terminal and retire your desk forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
2 milliseconds
Average query response time
14 percent
Human error rate
too many
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