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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour execution window closes faster than your favorite ticker symbol drops.
Professional button-pusher for people who hate their own money.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero latency, zero lunch breaks, zero regrets.
split.youAI▸ TRADEFLOW AUTOMATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes entire client portfolios in one tick
You key in trades per advisor notes and check account balances. You watch screens for fill confirmations all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell an angry client why the market did that today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Trading software begins pulling instructions directly from advisor emails.
Month 5
Algorithms replace manual ticker entry for all major exchanges.
Month 10
Ledgers update instantly without your manual keystrokes.
Month 17
Robots handle trade breaks faster than you can blink.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access login is deleted at precisely market open.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.0001 seconds
Trade entry latency
Human-standard
Manual error rate
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock ticker app.
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