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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour Excel shortcuts are just cute little signals for our servers.
Master of the pitch deck, slave to the PivotTable.
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Perfect models without the 4 a.m. burnout
oof.youAI▸ VALUCALC V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates terminal value in three milliseconds
Building complex financial models and calculating DCF valuations for corporate deals. Hours are spent formatting spreadsheets for directors.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a panicked director off the ledge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Direct Bloomberg feeds eliminate the need for manual data entry.
Month 5
AI models generate perfectly formatted pitch decks from raw notes.
Month 10
Logic checkers catch every broken formula before the director sees it.
Month 15
Agents run thousands of stress scenarios without needing a human.
Month 18 · D-Day
The valuation desk runs entirely on cloud compute and zero sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
85 hours
Average weekly billable hours
0.02 percent
Cell error rate
40 liters
Coffee consumption per quarter
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one unopened energy drink.
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