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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou specialize in buying things that could be bought by logic.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet poet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Liquidating humanity from the balance sheet.
help!youAI▸ CAPITAI STRATEGY SUITE 4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
executes a fire sale at market bottom
Analyzing deal flow for secondary markets and managing fund liquidation processes. You build models that could be automated by a spreadsheet macro.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the desperation in a founder's eyes during a pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Aggregating your scattered deal memos and spreadsheets into a central, machine-readable database.
Month 5
Training algorithms on your historical deal decisions to mirror your investment strategy exactly.
Month 10
Using vision models to scan legal documents for red flags faster than your junior associates.
Month 16
Generating perfectly formatted investment memos that committee members prefer due to lack of bias.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the fund, rendering human investment teams obsolete and inefficient.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
12 cups
Coffee consumption
90 pages
Slide deck depth
14 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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