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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell mutual funds by buying expensive lunches for tired brokers.
Professional lunch-haver and spreadsheet-reader
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without ever eating a steak.
help!you▸ CAPFLOW AUTOMATOR X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules automated lunch invites to fake prospects
You pitch fund performance to financial advisors to secure asset allocation. You mostly trade steak for clicks.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which golf course makes a local broker actually sign the paper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your call logs move to an AI that predicts advisor interest.
Month 4
Personalized email sequences replace your repetitive morning sales calls.
Month 15
Portals allow advisors to self-serve without needing a human lunch.
Year 1.9
AI systems automatically route funds to advisors based on matching data.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The expense account is deleted as the software closes the loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
240 per year
Lunches expensed
98 percent
Cold calls ignored
Zero
Pitch deck variance
Your severance
One steakhouse gift card and a firm digital handshake.
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