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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the future is easy when you just buy the market.
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allocates billions based on sentiment noise
Allocates capital based on market analysis, risk modeling, and long-term asset growth strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a gut-check on a company founder's shaky, nervous handshake.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Algorithms scrape every financial report ever published.
Month 4
AI models read all news feeds to predict market swings.
Month 8
The system begins executing trades faster than human reaction time.
Month 13
Software identifies asset classes humans consistently under-price.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human input becomes purely ceremonial before being fully disconnected.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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