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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour proprietary insights are just pattern recognition at a slower speed.
Financial modeler (mostly VLOOKUPs, emotionally PowerPoint)
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oof.youAI▸ ALPHACRUNCHER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
finds alpha in noise before market open
Building complex financial models and synthesizing market data into investment memos for senior decision makers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face about why the portfolio tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers pull market data faster than any human.
Month 4
Algorithms build and update your Excel models automatically.
Month 8
Language models draft your investment rationales without the fluff.
Month 13
Presentation software clones your templates with zero formatting errors.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire output chain in milliseconds.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94 percent
Time spent in Excel
12 percent
Average valuation error
5 cups
Coffee consumption per day
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued financial terminal.
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