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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets and emails are just data waiting for a better interface.
Professional email-forwarder and quarterly spreadsheet formatter.
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filters investor queries into empty noise
You process investor ad-hoc requests and compile quarterly reports. We do this faster with automated document retrieval.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to an investor during a market downturn.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your email history to learn investor quirks.
Month 5
Portals update automatically without you touching a single file.
Month 10
AI writes responses to investor emails with perfect financial accuracy.
Month 15
Quarterly reports are compiled instantly by pulling live property data.
Month 18 · D-Day
You stop sending emails and we stop paying your salary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero human effort
Quarterly reports generated
Consistently identical
Investor satisfaction
Near-zero milliseconds
Email response latency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated portfolio dashboard.
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