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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour sprint velocity is no match for a compiler that never sleeps.
Senior Swift-wrangler (mostly UIKit, allergic to legacy code)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
From design mock to App Store in seconds.
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auto-resolves merge conflicts in your sleep
You write Swift and SwiftUI code for mobile apps. You battle interface guidelines and App Store review cycles daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models write boilerplate code faster than you can type.
Month 4
Vision systems map designs to code without human constraints.
Month 8
An agent learns to satisfy App Store reviewers automatically.
Month 13
Entire apps deploy from text prompts without any human oversight.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked by the root.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4.2 cups
Coffee per git push
12 annually
App Store rejections
99 percent
Time spent in Xcode
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end mechanical keyboards.
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