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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou spend all day fixing memory leaks that your replacement won't have.
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Translating Figma designs into Swift and fighting with Xcode's autolayout engine until the build finally succeeds.
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You are uniquely capable of understanding why the legacy Objective-C bridge finally exploded today.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin cleaning up your messy syntax and style.
Month 4
Visual generators start turning designs into functional interface code.
Month 7
Self-healing test suites fix their own build breakages automatically.
Month 12
Bots rewrite your old legacy modules into clean modern code.
Month 16 · D-Day
The compiler now speaks directly to the design team's tools.
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Per year
Savings: 94.5%
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Coffee consumed
18 percent
Build time wasted
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