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Will AI replace iOS Engineering Manager jobs? · Latest report #jvnzc33u
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsManaging developers is just babysitting code that eventually deletes itself anyway.
Herder of cats, weaver of Swift, blocker of PRs.
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Automated code oversight for the modern workforce.
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reassigns tickets based on sentiment analysis
You juggle sprint planning, code reviews, and developer performance reviews. You ensure app stability across fragmented iOS builds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a developer's eyes during a deployment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI assigns every Jira task based on historical developer velocity metrics.
Month 6
Language models automatically comment on every pull request for style.
Month 12
Software tracks individual performance and fires the bottom ten percent.
Month 16
Robotic build pipelines push binary updates directly to the store.
Year 2 · D-Day
Managers are officially replaced by a single dashboard monitoring activity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
100x faster
Code review speed
0 percent
Meeting fatigue
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
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