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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving complex UI state bugs that machines will generate for you.
Senior Swift architect (mostly fighting Xcode indexing)
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You spend your day wrestling with AutoLayout, Swift syntax, and the latest arbitrary changes to the human interface guidelines. It is a gloriously expensive way to center buttons.
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You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents begin suggesting style fixes that you will begrudgingly accept to end arguments.
Month 4
AI models generate your boilerplate code and unit tests while you watch in horror.
Month 9
Neural nets optimize your view hierarchies and replace manual state management with automated reactive flows.
Month 13
Algorithms handle all certificate signing and app store submission tasks without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked as the system becomes self-compiling and self-healing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
42
StackOverflow tab count
5:1
Coffee-to-code ratio
11
Daily build failures
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Apple Developer documentation.
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