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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend half your day explaining why the UI grid broke.
Lead iOS Architect (full-time Swift debugger, part-time meeting survivor).
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Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server updates the app itself.
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Time spent in meetings
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