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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell sensors to people who wish you were not calling.
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oof.you▸ VENDORBOT-CONNECT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates procurement and inventory restock
You pitch leak detection hardware to field technicians. You manage accounts and chase installation quotas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a technician is lying about why the installation failed.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Technicians start ordering sensors directly via a unified portal.
Month 6
Sensor nodes report their own stock levels to the system.
Month 12
Smart bots handle routine pricing and bulk discount agreements.
Month 16
Algorithms ship hardware to job sites before failures occur.
Year 2 · D-Day
The sales process completes without a human ever saying hello.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
94%
Cold calls ignored
4 hours
CRM entry latency
1200 cups
Coffee consumed
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