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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsSelling smart lightbulbs to companies that already forgot their wifi password.
Professional dream-seller for things that don't need internet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cold-calling for the internet of things.
bzzt.you▸ PITCHBOT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates contracts while you are asleep
You pitch complex connected ecosystems to businesses that just want a sensor that works consistently.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget during a lunch meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending hyper-personalized pitch emails that actually get opened.
Month 5
Smart software scrubs your lead lists and deletes your dead-end prospects.
Month 12
VR environments show clients the hardware better than you ever could.
Month 16
Standardized contract bots finalize deals without human input or nervous sweat.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the CRM is revoked and the machine handles everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
99.9 percent
Cold calls avoided
Zero
Feature sheets read
Infinite
Coffee budget saved
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a polite ghosting.
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