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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour code connects things, but the machine connects to your salary.
Full-stack dev (mostly YAML, emotionally shell-shocked).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Autonomous architecture for the connected world.
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automates firmware updates across ten thousand nodes
You build device-to-cloud data pipelines and manage container orchestration. Soon, you will be debugging legacy hardware remotely forever.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the firmware bricked the hardware at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models scan your repositories to map device logic flows.
Month 4
Deployment scripts transition from human oversight to autonomous self-healing loops.
Month 8
AI agents begin drafting and pushing firmware patches directly to hardware.
Month 13
The system monitors its own latency and repairs its own connection drops.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are removed from the production environment permissions list permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
too high
Deployment Error Frequency
99 percent
Pipeline Latency reduction
zero
Human cognitive overhead
Your severance
Two months of cloud hosting credits.
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