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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour desk clutter is just a warm-up for the recycle bin.
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No coffee, no errors, no soul.
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files 400 patents before your first cup
You track patent deadlines and file documents with government offices. The machine does this with zero human errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the subtle panic behind a panicked lawyer's late-night email.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your files are indexed and tagged for faster machine access.
Month 4
The AI drafts responses for routine patent examiner questions.
Month 8
Direct API links remove the need for manual web uploads.
Month 12
Humans only check the AI for rare, non-standard edge cases.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and all tasks become fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Zero
Deadlines missed
Non-existent
Form errors
None
Coffee breaks
Your severance
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