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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hours are essentially a high-priced fiction we can automate.
Expert in non-competes and very expensive intellectual hand-wringing.
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Turning legal doubt into profitable certainty.
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files 400 motions before your morning espresso
You draft licensing agreements and argue over patent infringement claims in court. Your work is mostly complex text.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively read the room to see if a judge is annoyed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Legal-bots begin indexing your entire firm's history of case filings.
Month 5
Contracts are generated by template-AI instead of human paralegals.
Month 10
Algorithms tell clients the exact odds of winning their case.
Month 17
AI assistants suggest real-time arguments during oral court hearings.
Year 2 · D-Day
The law firm terminates your contract to save millions annually.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
84 percent
Average billable hour accuracy
40 hours week
Time spent scanning precedents
3 cups
Coffee consumption per filing
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal-bot prompt library.
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