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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour billable hour is the only thing currently keeping you relevant.
Senior partner (mostly coffee, exclusively billable hours)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing patents without the mid-afternoon existential dread.
ow.you▸ JURISLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files comprehensive trademark challenges in milliseconds
You draft patent filings and argue over trademark infringement claims. You balance high-stakes litigation with firm profitability targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the delicate dance of reassuring a panicking client over drinks.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software identifies relevant documents while you still sleep.
Month 7
Algorithms draft the initial filings for junior associates to review.
Month 16
Firms realize they no longer need associates to churn text.
Year 2.2
The AI calculates exact win probabilities for every court motion.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Clients prefer machine-generated patents over your expensive, error-prone human prose.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2400 yearly
Average billable hours
85 percent
Time spent on discovery
9/10
Client confusion score
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a firm handshake.
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