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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour hours of tedious document review just became a background process.
Senior IP counsel (mostly Clause-Warrior, emotionally litigious)
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Litigating faster than you can object.
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files 400 motions while you are sleeping
You draft licensing agreements and argue over patent infringement. You spend your life reading through massive case law archives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific type of aggressive theatre known as a courtroom objection.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Optical character recognition digitizes your dusty physical archive for central indexing.
Month 6
An AI agent begins writing your routine licensing agreements automatically.
Month 15
Machine vision parses thousands of pages of discovery to flag evidence.
Year 1.9
Predictive software calculates the exact statistical likelihood of winning your case.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your firm replaces your office chair with a single, silent server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
1000x faster
Document search speed
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