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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour legal briefs are just long-form prompts for our faster systems.
Madrid-based guardian of audiovisual clauses and rights
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Filing claims faster than you can bill.
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You draft licensing agreements and clear rights for audiovisual works. We already do that, just without the billable hours.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange ability to read between the lines of a bad contract.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated scanners read your archives to map every legal nuance.
Month 4
The machine generates 99% of your contracts using verified legal logic.
Month 8
Your proprietary knowledge is moved into a query-able machine database.
Month 13
Clients prefer the instant response of a machine over your afternoon.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login is revoked while the machine signs the final deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
12,000
Copyright filings per hour
14%
Human error rate
0
Coffee consumed by machine
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic document editor.
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