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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou bill six minutes for work a model does in six seconds.
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finds the precedent you missed at 3am
Reviewing discovery documents and drafting motions for copyright or patent disputes in federal court.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a client's eyes during a deposition.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Smart software flags relevant discovery files faster than any junior associate.
Month 5
Language models generate standard motions using existing case law templates.
Month 11
Bots verify every legal citation against live databases instantly.
Month 18
Predictive models calculate the win probability of every legal argument.
Year 2 · D-Day
The law firm replaces the entire associate tier with a legal-AI node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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