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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading coffee meetings for high-precision sensor data sets.
Professional negotiator of energy baselines and utility contracts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated negotiation and baseline validation.
split.youAI▸ CONSENSUSENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
quantifies energy savings faster than human consensus
You verify energy savings and build consensus between building owners and utility stakeholders through rigorous data reporting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a building owner is bluffing about their retrofitting intentions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
IoT sensor arrays replace manual equipment site inspections.
Month 5
AI models generate standard energy baselines without manual spreadsheet labor.
Month 13
Language models handle utility stakeholder communications and contract alignment.
Year 1.9
System links directly to utility databases for instant validation.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system validates itself, making your evaluation role redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
too much
Coffee consumed
by robots
Negotiation deadlocks resolved
infinite
Energy data points
Your severance
One free smart thermostat and a digital pat-down.
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