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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning human eyeballs into overpriced wall art is surprisingly easy.
Turning biological quirks into home decor.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect iris captures, zero human effort.
toast.you▸ EYEVISION PRO-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flattens and saturates irises automatically
You capture high-resolution macro images of pupils and use digital filters to create artistic prints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still comfort a client who is genuinely terrified of a camera lens.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart sensors replace the manual focus ring for crisp images.
Week 7
Ring lights now adjust brightness automatically to kill reflections.
Month 3
Cloud software applies artistic filters faster than any human editor.
Month 5
Self-service pods remove the need for you to hold cameras.
Month 6 · D-Day
The pods run indefinitely while you pursue a new identity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
42 per session
Average blink rate caught
0.1 seconds
Seconds to apply filter
Zero
Artistic integrity score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our iris filters.
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