Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Irish Goose Taste Tester jobs? · Latest report #un8py724
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour palate is remarkably replaceable by a high-resolution chemical sensor array.
Professional bird-flesh connoisseur (mostly poultry, occasionally pretentious)
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect goose every single time.
bzzt.youAI▸ ANSERANALYZER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates flavor profiles to market demand
You evaluate goose meat for fat content, texture, and flavor profiles. You ensure quality control standards are met.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between a grain-fed goose and a clover-grazed bird.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin recording fat content data alongside your manual notes.
Month 10
Chemical sniffers take over the primary detection of off-notes.
Year 2.1
Vision systems measure skin consistency faster than your hands.
Year 3
Automated arms sort the geese based on machine-grade scores.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your desk is repurposed as a storage bin for machine parts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
400 units
Geese inspected daily
High
Palate fatigue incidents
12 percent
Standard taste drift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of frozen peas.
Discussion
