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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning centuries of linguistic nuance into a predictable data set.
Master of the tuiseal ginideach and professional coffee drinker.
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Perfect syntax without the existential dread.
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You drill grammar and oral exam techniques while desperately hoping students don't notice the futility of it all.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a student is faking a stomach ache to avoid the oral test.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An AI agent assumes full control of your curriculum content delivery.
Month 4
Software scans student copies and auto-fills feedback based on rubrics.
Month 10
Interactive tablets replace your voice for repetitive grammar drills.
Month 20
An AI face conducts every oral exam with consistent, emotionless precision.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Classrooms transition to fully self-managed AI-driven learning hubs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
94%
Students ignoring verbs
100%
Essays graded by coffee
Infinite
Grammar drill fatigue
Your severance
A one-year subscription to Duolingo for your goldfish.
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