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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsA camera strap and a desperate need for attention are not assets.
Professional attention seeker and walking hardware vulnerability
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dopamine farming for a hollow audience.
oof.youAI▸ CLICKBAIT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates fake drama in public spaces
You walk around public places talking to a phone screen. Then you beg strangers for internet tokens.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make eye contact with a confused bystander in real time.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart gimbals track subjects better than your shaky hands ever did.
Week 7
Synthetic voices read fake chat messages to keep the flow constant.
Month 3
Algorithms pick the most annoying clips to post for maximum engagement.
Month 5
Streaming platforms switch to AI-only content that never sleeps or eats.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is converted into a bot farm for better metrics.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9 percent
Average dignity loss
zero
Viewers gained by shouting
ten to one
Bot-to-human ratio
Your severance
a free tripod and a muted Twitter account
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