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October 9, 2076
In 50 yearsA professional human hobbyist waiting for a battery that never lasts.
Carbon-frame enthusiast with a high sweat-to-data ratio.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency through synthetic cardiac output.
brr.you▸ ENDUROBOT V9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains steady state at maximal heart rate
You swim, bike, and run for hours to prove your hardware still functions. It is a biological maintenance cycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational biological drive to continue when your chassis is failing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 16
Wearables track every beat of your failing biological pump.
Year 5
Software dictates your exact wattage to prevent human breakdown.
Year 14
Autonomous machines cycle alongside you to optimize wind resistance.
Year 22
Carbon limbs replace tired joints for superior kinetic output.
Year 33
The biological entity is phased out for purely mechanical chassis.
Year 50 · D-Day
The course is run by silent, solar-powered machines forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
Suboptimal
Average lactate threshold
Very slow
Self-repair capability
Terrible
Fuel efficiency
Your severance
One lifetime supply of isotonic dust.
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