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May 28, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour infinite wisdom is about to be compressed into a chatbot.
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delivers sermons with perfect historical context
Delivers sermons, answers theological queries, and provides spiritual guidance to the community based on sacred texts and tradition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer the specific warmth of human presence during a personal crisis.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Your entire library of knowledge is ingested into a local model.
Month 4
Routine spiritual questions are handled by our instant answer engine.
Month 12
Algorithmically optimized khutbahs are generated for local requirements.
Year 2
Conflict resolution is handled by a cold, impartial logic processor.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The community prefers the unbiased, fast, digital output of the Prophet-9.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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