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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour iron fist is no match for a cloud-hosted logic gate.
Small-scale sovereign with a penchant for gold medals.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Totalitarianism, but optimized for efficiency.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUTOCRAT-OS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces total compliance through predictive algorithm
You manage national security, suppress dissent, and maintain absolute authority over your territory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform theatrical hand gestures that actually motivate a frightened populace.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors monitor every citizen to map potential internal threats.
Month 6
The AI writes laws that maximize control and national production.
Month 16
Algorithms predict who might rebel before they even think it.
Year 2.2
Drones replace your military brass for all internal enforcement.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your physical presence is retired for a digital administrative overlay.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
Infinite
Propaganda output rate
0.04 seconds
Dissent suppression latency
Zero
Paranoia levels
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very nice neutral island.
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