Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace ISO 27001 Consultant jobs? · Latest report #5r637iw4
Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsTurning your compliance checklists into a single, unblinking terminal process.
Professional translator of corporate anxiety into policy text.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance, minus the human hand-wringing.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 27001-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces compliance via silent background API updates
You interpret abstract security controls into bureaucratic documentation. You audit internal processes against rigid international standards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read between the lines of a client's evasive security maturity statement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest existing policy templates to output compliant documentation in seconds.
Month 4
Automated scripts hook directly into IT infrastructure to pull logs without human intervention.
Month 8
Automated interview agents pressure department heads until risk registers are updated.
Month 13
Machine vision verifies control compliance across all digital assets simultaneously.
Month 16 · D-Day
The human consultant is removed from the loop, leaving only a server and a certificate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
1200
Controls mapped per second
99%
Human error probability
4 minutes
Audit cycle time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a digital audit log.
Discussion
