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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell imaginary fiber speeds to people who just want Netflix.
Professional dream-seller of high-speed gigabit lies.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ FIBERBOT SALES-CORE V2.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates lower rates with infinite patience
You cold-call residential leads and upsell tiered internet bundles while navigating rigid area availability maps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can actually hear the desperation in a customer's voice before they hang up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated scripts prune your lead lists for higher targeting accuracy.
Month 4
Synthetic agents take over the initial cold-calling dialer workflow.
Month 8
Algorithms adjust bundle costs in real-time based on user traffic.
Month 12
AI handles customer pushback using live sentiment analysis feedback loops.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the CRM is revoked while you sleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
94%
Call rejection rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per lead
8 minutes
Average hold time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic 5mbps plan.
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