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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling overpriced internet bundles is a script a bot writes better.
Professional dream crusher and bundle-selling technician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every deal without the headache.
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deploys fiber packages while ignoring angry customers
You juggle sales targets and customer complaints about outages. You push triple-play bundles to people who just want Wi-Fi.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a customer with a straight face while their modem resets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart kiosks replace the desk and handle routine account billing changes.
Month 4
An AI agent dictates the perfect bundle upsell to every store visitor.
Month 8
Centralized sensors instantly diagnose hardware issues without needing a store visit.
Month 12
Robotic cabinets manage stock levels and automate the ordering of new hardware.
Month 18 · D-Day
The store closes, and all sales move to an automated app.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12%
upsell conversion rate
45 minutes
average activation speed
14 minutes
complaint handling time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of dead-end router reset instructions.
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