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Will AI replace ISP Support Technician jobs? · Latest report #dsn96ap7
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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou exist only to restart routers that users could reboot themselves.
Professional wire-wiggler and modem-reboot enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of rebooting.
oof.youAI▸ LINKDOCTOR V7.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates remote power cycling of all customer hardware
You spend your day explaining how to unplug modems and reading scripts to frustrated, disconnected customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact tone of defeat in a caller's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Modems start auto-healing their own common connection drops.
Month 3
A script identifies and rejects common user error tickets.
Month 6
The AI replaces your manual port checking and resets.
Month 10
Network nodes now detect and patch their own routing loops.
Month 13 · D-Day
Customers only speak to an automated bot that fixes everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14 minutes
Average call duration
9000/year
Router resets performed
Maximum
Customer rage index
Your severance
One free month of high-speed fiber, throttled.
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