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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou read scripts until the light goes out in your soul.
Professional listener of modem power-cycle anecdotes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated remote diagnostics without the sighing.
shred.you▸ NETFIXER-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses the hold queue with silent pings
You troubleshoot connectivity issues by reading scripted flowcharts and rebooting customer routers over the phone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique tone of frustration in a customer's voice before they speak.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agents handle simple account authentication and basic troubleshooting steps.
Month 3
Network software remotely checks cable signals before any human speaks.
Month 6
Visual guides replace the need for verbal router reset instructions.
Month 10
The system identifies line faults before the customer even complains.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final human support desk is switched to read-only archival mode.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
Indefinite
Average hold time
4.2 million
Router resets sent
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the internet you helped fix.
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